Today I realized that I am a CILF: Cuckoldress I’d Like to Fuck. I was texting with a cuckold from the UK when I mentioned having something in common with a MILF. He immediately took this to mean that I identified myself as a MILF. Hmmmmm. No, not really. It was then and there that I wrote this response:

CILF but Can’t

Cuckoldress I’d Like to Fuck but Can’t.

Yes, I will say it again. I am a CILF, but you cannot fuck me. Why? Cause you are a wannabe Man with a little pin dick. Maybe you are feeling left out? Maybe you wanna be a cILFSO: cuckold I’d Like to Fuck with Strap On?!?

10. Sometimes more is more. A nice suit equipped with a wallet full of money. Spoil your Cuckoldress or Hotwife. Buy her whatever she wants, and be sure to pay for her date with her big hung lover. You know he deserves to fuck her, and you deserve to pay for the date:)

9. Cabanaboy/Houseboy Casual Look. No shoes and little shorts.

8. Cabanaboy/Houseboy Evening Look. No shoes and little black shorts.

7. Cabanaboy/Houseboy Holiday Look. No shoes, shorts, and black marker. Example 1) HO HO HO written on chest. Example 2) Happy Halloween….I am not a witch, I am your little cuckold bitch! You get the idea.

6. Pink Panties. Not all cuckolds can pull this look off, but it worth a try. Pink panties let your woman know that you are a dedicated cuckold. No doubt about it.

5. Kitchen apron. Be sure to serve up great food and drinks with it.

4. Your birthday suit after being waxed everywhere!!!!!!! ouch!!!!! Oh well, cuckolds must sacrifice themselves for the enjoyment of their cuckoldress. Having a smooth, well shaved cuckold is the ultimate for me. I want mine to get laser hair removal. Hairless cuckolds are the tops!

3. Magnum condom kept on by a pink ribbon tied at the top. Do not be afraid to display just how short you come up. It is cute:) Show off your little tiny cuckold pin dick.

2. Novelty elephant undies. You know the ones where your dick goes where the trunk is located, only take them to a tailor so that they adjust the trunk area to fit your body.

1. CB-3000. Always in style and always in good taste. Note: This fashion is appropriate for all cuckolds and for all occasions:)

I am designing a Cuckold Forum later this month. I am interested in any suggestions for this new project. Colors you love or hate, features, lists of stuff you love or hate about other forum sites…I am interested in any input you wanna share with me. I want to make the best cuckold hang out possible. Thanks in advance.