OK, last night I was watching a popular comedy show that features African American Comedians when I was bombarded with tons of jokes about small penises. Small penises have always been funny and a topic for jokes, but it comes off much more subtle in mainstream media. I mean terrible things are said about small penises at the expense of offending the owners of these small dicks, yet comedy about small dicks never comes off as mean as what I say and do about small dicks. This made me thing about why my small dick comments come across more harsh, and I came up with this:

In comedy there are tons of jokes about small dicks and the audience rolls in the aisles with laughter because every guy in the audience is pretending that he is hung. All men laugh publicly at these jokes, perhaps a bit louder the smaller he is, for fear of being found out as having a small little dick. One comedian said that little dicks are essentially friend size, and big hung dicks are relationship size. In other words, if you bring a small one before a woman then expect to be her friend. Friends do not get pussy, they get to listen to shit about the other men getting her pussy or get to change a tire for her when she is stranded on the road. You get the idea.

I guess what I take away from mainstream media is that a line in the sand was already drawn long before women like me decided to put you little guys in your place. The difference is that if you enter mainstream relationships and dating then the jokes will always be about you. You will have to pretend to not fall in that small dick category, laugh hard at the jokes about small penises and feel humiliated in private. However if you want to accept the small prick that is a part of your physique, then I say accept your small size and thrive on the humiliation. Bad attention is better than no attention.

I personally have no time for guys who try to stay on the fence of average size. What is an average size dick? I mean take candy bars for example: Fun/Snack Size, Regular, and King Size. Who wants a regular size candy bar? I mean I want a big one to fill me up, or I want a bite size little piece that is fun. So which are you?
~Fun Size Dick.
~Regular Boring Dick
~King Size Dick.

So many men pretend to be King Size which is truly humiliating. Being humiliated for having a small dick is the only way to go. You really do not have a choice since people, will humiliate you for it in one way or another, but I suggest you make it work for you. Be a good sport and accept that your dick is fun size and that women will have more fun humiliating you to your face instead of behind your backs or in their thoughts.

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