Today I realized that I am a CILF: Cuckoldress I’d Like to Fuck. I was texting with a cuckold from the UK when I mentioned having something in common with a MILF. He immediately took this to mean that I identified myself as a MILF. Hmmmmm. No, not really. It was then and there that I wrote this response:

CILF but Can’t

Cuckoldress I’d Like to Fuck but Can’t.

Yes, I will say it again. I am a CILF, but you cannot fuck me. Why? Cause you are a wannabe Man with a little pin dick. Maybe you are feeling left out? Maybe you wanna be a cILFSO: cuckold I’d Like to Fuck with Strap On?!?