10. Little Hand Humper. This term is usually appropriate for cuckolds since most of them sit around and abuse their little dicks all day long. Most are chronic masturbators. Beating the little meat day in and day out.

9. Big Clit Whore. Obvious cuckold term for when a man can fit in to a pair of panties made for women, that you are free to rename his little prick to a clit.

8. A Real man’s best friend. Real men owe the little guys of the world big thanks. More pussy is available for them since the pussy that was technically designated for your cuckold is available to them:) Besides cuckolds are kind of like pets.

7. House Guest. You know when another man makes himself at home in your cuckold’s favorite chair, in your bed, and finally in you. When you kick your cuckold out of your bedroom, and order him to the guest bedroom since you want some time alone for a change.

6. Creampie Stalker. You know how your cuckold husband drools and stares while you are getting power fucked. He is waiting and waiting for that fabulous creamy mess. Hoping that he will be ordered to clean up your creampie.

5. Big Cock Stalker. (Self explanatory. lol) Ladies, feel free to comment to this post if you have a big cock stalker on your hands. I would love to hear about it. Big Cock Stalkers can comment too. Confession is good for the soul.

4. Pussy Substitute. Ditto.

3. Plastic Prick. This is my favorite term of endearment for my cuckold when I have slapped the CB-2000 on his prick.

2. Petite Meat. Love this term for cuckolds since it sounds so little and cute. I like to use it when I am giggling and laughing about his lack of sizable equipment.

1. Genuine Faux Man. Just like the jewelry they hock on T.V. I feel this term is a big compliment since it sounds so fancy.